Posted by Cheryl D. Floyd/MO on 10/12/04 10:14pm
Msg #9732

New Yahoo Group: Missouri Notaries

Recent changes in state Notary Laws, effective August 28, 2004, directly affect the way Missouri's 73,000 notaries perform their services to the public. If you are a Missouri Notary Public and want to share knowledge, seek answers to questions, and learn best practices from other Missouri notaries, please join "Missouri Notaries" at Yahoo Groups.

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/missourinotaries/

Your viewpoint is very valuable. Please share it with others. I look forward to your input.

Cheryl D. Floyd, Honest Notary
OfficeWise Professional Services
www.kansascitynotary.com

Reply by HisHughness on 10/12/04 10:46pm
Msg #9737

Cheryl D. Floyd/MO signs her post:

Cheryl D. Floyd, Honest Notary
OfficeWise Professional Services
www.kansascitynotary.com

Reminds me of the time my brother was visiting Austin, and I took him to the state cemetery. We ran across a headstone that read: "Here lies a lawyer and an honest man."

My brother looked at the plot speculatively, then opined: "Hugh, that grave's not big enough for two people."

Reply by Dennis D Broadbooks on 10/13/04 2:22pm
Msg #9774

Speaking of Lawyer Jokes...

A lawyer wandered home at 3 AM. His wife became very upset, telling him, "You're late! You said you'd be home by 11:45!"

The lawyer replied, "I'm right on time. I said I'd be home by a quarter of twelve."

Reply by HisHughness on 10/13/04 6:37pm
Msg #9790

Re: Speaking of Lawyer Jokes...

How wonderful it is to hear from you again, Dennis.

Anybody know any really bad Missouri mule jokes?

Reply by HisHughness on 10/13/04 6:37pm
Msg #9791

Re: Speaking of Lawyer Jokes...

How wonderful it is to hear from you again, Dennis.

Anybody know any really bad Missouri mule jokes?

Reply by Dennis D Broadbooks on 10/13/04 10:43pm
Msg #9800

You Can Tell All the Missouri Jokes You Want...

...as I'm originally from Kansas. Even though I've lived in MO for 27 years, my allegiances still point westward. Now if you start making jokes about my beloved Jayhawks (at least from a men's basketball standpoint) you'll get a "rise" out of me!