| Posted by HisHughness on 9/28/04 10:02am
Msg #8977
Now we'll see what all the fuss is about
Okay, so I've ordered my first MoJo, and pretty soon I'll be able to tell if all the promises are true.
Will it increase the number and effectiveness of my pheromones?
Is it really better reading than a Eugene O'Neill play?
Does it simply and errorlessly calculate my taxes?
Will it truly restrain the ghost of my ex-mother-in-law?
Will it reduce my lovely and talented wife's penchant for plastic?
Will it really refuse to let me go beyond the 3,000-mile checkup on my automobile?
Will it improve my daughter's grades in nursing school?
Will it finally illuminate the truth for my friends, acquaintances and associates who still plan to vote Republican?
We shall see, we shall see. I don't want to get my hopes up too high, so I'll be satisfied with just the above. No need to predict the coming of the Rapture, as some of the more fervent members of this forum have reported; I'll just take the minimum promised.
| Reply by BrendaTX on 9/28/04 12:58pm
Msg #8982
Hugh, You had questions about MOJO. Here are the correct answers...
Will it increase the number and effectiveness of my pheromones? Yes. Period. End of statement. Not another word.
Is it really better reading than a Eugene O'Neill play? Yes, but not better than Dan Jenkins' Semi-Tough.
Does it simply and errorlessly calculate my taxes? - Alas, no; it requires honest entries in certain sections for that.
Will it truly restrain the ghost of my ex-mother-in-law? - No. Try Haldol & Milk of Magnesia.
Will it reduce my lovely and talented wife's penchant for plastic? - Nothing will.
Will it really refuse to let me go beyond the 3,000-mile checkup on my automobile? No--To 3883 - but absolutely no further than that.
Will it improve my daughter's grades in nursing school? - Yes, and just like Keds she will definitely run faster and jump higher.
Will it finally illuminate the truth for my friends, acquaintances and associates who still plan to vote Republican? Ask your mother-in-law--she'll know.
| Reply by HisHughness on 9/28/04 2:16pm
Msg #8987
BrendaTX reported:
***Will it increase the number and effectiveness of my pheromones? Yes. Period. End of statement. Not another word.***
Another word might be needed, because there is one in that statement that seems wholly inconsistent with male pheromones.
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