| Posted by Charm_AL on 4/8/05 9:34am
Msg #30361
TGIF!...my OT humor for the day...
This one's to you Brenda...
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his
horse had been stolen.
He goes back into the bar, handily flips his gun into the air, catches it above his head without even looking and fires a shot into the ceiling.
"WHICH ONE OF YOU SIDEWINDERS STOLE MY HOSS?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness.
No one answered.
"ALL RIGHT I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHA BEER, AND IF MY HOSS AIN'T BACK OUTSIDE BY THE TIME I FINISH, I'M GONNA DO WHAT I DUN IN TEXAS! AND I DON'T LIKE TO HAVE TO DO WHAT I DUN IN TEXAS!"
Some of the locals shifted restlessly.
He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse is back! He saddles-up and starts to ride out of town.
The bartender wanders out of the bar and asks, "Say partner, before you go... what did happen in Texas?"
The cowboy turned back and said, "I walked home."
| Reply by CYNDI_AL on 4/8/05 10:40am
Msg #30380
LOL!
| Reply by ANON on 4/8/05 3:41pm
Msg #30471
So you want to get rid of Anons so you can put this on here
And this is what professionals will put on here. Good, need to keep the Anons and their unprofessionalism off here. Don't want to waste the space. Need it for pitiful jokes.
| Reply by Charm_AL on 4/8/05 3:45pm
Msg #30474
LOL
another one behind the anonymous. There have been many jokes here...it is allowed.
| Reply by Anon on 4/8/05 3:51pm
Msg #30478
Re: LOL
Yes, it's currently allowed, but if you had your way, you'd get down off of your horse (High & Mighty) and outlaw this behavior. And anon postings, and anyone who doesn't believe as you do or kiss your fanny.
| Reply by Winston_Tn on 4/8/05 4:09pm
Msg #30482
Re: LOL
Humor may be enjoyed by professionals, and is often welcome. What exactly does this have to do with the NON-professional behavior of hiding behind an 'anon' alias? It appears to me that whomever you may be, you have taken a legitimate request, and personalized it into a stick that has become immersed within an area where light cannot reach. As you look through the many posts on this board, you will see that the majority of the posts in violation of board ettiquette are in fact from an anon poster. Granted, this is sometimes easier than learning how to count to ten, or ignore and move on...but just review your last post. Yes its confrontational and irrational. I rest my case and agree with Charm on this one.
| Reply by Ted_MI on 4/8/05 3:59pm
Msg #30480
Re: I guess the myth of all those macho Texans....
has now been laid to rest.
| Reply by BrendaTX on 4/8/05 4:26pm
Msg #30487
LOL! Thanks for the laugh. n/m
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