Posted by hcampers/fl on 8/11/05 1:11pm
Msg #58334
OT I don't know about the rest of you but I need a laugh!!!
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> It has long been contended that there are male jokes
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> and there are female jokes. And there are unisex
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> jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke. I
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> offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it &
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> men will pass it along to a woman who will love it.
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> A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work
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> cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally
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> tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man
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> entered. He was so striking that the woman could not
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> take her eyes off him.
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> The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive
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> stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men
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> will.)
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> Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely
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> staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll
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> do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to
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> do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00 - on one
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> condition." (There are always conditions).
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> Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition
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> was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you
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> want me to do in just three words." (controlling, huh?)
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> The woman considered his proposition for a moment,
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> then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which
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> she pressed into the man's hand along with her
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> address.
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> She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, and
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> meaningfully said ----
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> "Clean my house."
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