Posted by Anonymous on 5/3/05 10:05pm
Msg #35685
newbies please read
TOP TEN REASONS FOR BECOMING A NOTARY
10) An unnatural compulsion for High Stress situations
9) The uncontrollable urge to "hurry up and wait"
8) You need a minumum daily requirement of printer/computer/download technical puzzle solving.
7) You are an aspiring actor/actress and need to practice your "happy" face routine.
6) You have an inferiority complex that needs cementing.
5) You LOVE rush hour/traffic/roadrage and fwy shootings.
4) what the heck your family doesnt need you anyways.
3) Pushing your car to the mechanical limits has always excited you.
2) Ch*t flows downhill is your favorite saying.
and the Number one reason..........
1) ALL THE MONEY! (huh?) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
and it doesnt hurt to be certifiably insane!Muaaahhhahahahahahahaahaha
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