Posted by HisHughness on 6/1/06 11:33pm
Msg #123565
OT: Report From the Geriatric Singles Front
Last night was a dance night (so is every night except Sunday; I now belong to seven dance clubs). I took with me a tall blonde with a butt and short redhead with a rack. The blonde did not have a bass boat, a liquor store, or pneumatic chest, but she did have a 401k big enough to buy all three. The redhead didn’t have a trust fund, bass boat or liquor store, but she had a chest that rendered all of them insignificant.
The guys loved me; they hung around my table like ants waiting for the picnic basket to be opened. The women hated all three of us, but now the all want to get better acquainted to find out what the menage a Hugh was all about.
If anybody on this list knows my ex-wife’s e-mail address, would you please forward this and ask how things are going with her since our divorce?
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