Posted by Signing_Doc on 10/1/06 1:29am
Msg #149595

OT SENIOR DRESS CODE (and don't 4get update profiles)

Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 40, WAY over 40 or hovering near 40) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker

And last, but not least . . my personal favorite:

13. Thongs and Depends

Reply by PJM/MI on 10/1/06 7:02am
Msg #149607

Thanks for the laugh! This is TOO funny!

Reply by Poppy on 10/1/06 7:25am
Msg #149611

Darnit know I have to go out and get a hole new wardrobe! n/m

Reply by LkArrowhd/CA on 10/1/06 9:49am
Msg #149624

Re: Thanks Doc what a picture you presented in my mind n/m

Reply by Teddog/CO on 10/1/06 10:56am
Msg #149635

LOL That could cause nightmares! n/m