Posted by Bob_Chicago on 4/29/10 11:48am
Msg #334147
Funny signing story. Had a signing the other nite, Mr was
in his 70's , Mrs. a few years younger.
He started by looking at HUD and said . "This is not the same lender. My
loan is with ABC Mortgage Servicing , and new loan is with ABC Bank. Who are they?"
I said that seemed to be the same company. He said "no they are not", and started running
all over the house looking for his existing loan paperwork. While is was out of room.
I went through pkg and found notice of servicing xfer from ABC Bank to ABC Mortgage
Servicing, ABC's sevrvicing subsidiary. Told Mrs what I found and she called him back to
table.
Continued with that type of ?? from him. Emphacized RTC and had him sign RTC form
out of order. Used all of my "move it along" techniques, but Questions continued. It was my last appointment for the day , so I just resigned myself to an extended signing.
When we got to mortgage, (standard 15 pager) he started reading in detail. When he
got to about page 3, his chin hit his chest and he started snoring.
Wife gave him the elbow, and said, "Damnit John , wake up and finish signing these papers.
American Idol is starting , and I want to watch it. Let's finish signing so that this nice man can go home."
We were finished about 10 minutes later.
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Reply by Les_CO on 4/29/10 11:57am
Msg #334150
I could have used that Mrs. on a couple of my assignments!
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Reply by LindaD/NJ on 4/29/10 12:26pm
Msg #334155
Very funny! We could all use some "Mrs. Move it along" on
occasion!!! Should be bottled! LOL
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Reply by C. Rivera Chicago Notary Services on 4/29/10 1:13pm
Msg #334160
how hard was it for you NOT to laugh! I would've burst! n/m
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Reply by Ilene C. Seidel on 4/29/10 1:25pm
Msg #334169
Re: how hard was it for you NOT to laugh! I would've burst!
That's one of the best stories I've heard
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Reply by RedBaron/IN on 4/29/10 2:12pm
Msg #334181
Thx for sharing. Good to read a funny, funny.
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Reply by SharonH/OH on 4/29/10 2:46pm
Msg #334185
Thanks for the laugh. I really needed that! n/m
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Reply by MW/VA on 4/29/10 2:53pm
Msg #334190
Great story, Bob. Thanks for the laughs. Hey, it's almost
time for American Idol--gotta run. LOL
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Reply by Moneyman/TX on 4/29/10 3:46pm
Msg #334200
Funny story. Love the getta move on moment n/m
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Reply by Ernest__CT on 4/29/10 8:44pm
Msg #334225
Great story! n/m
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Reply by Jessica Ward on 4/29/10 10:20pm
Msg #334232
That's HILARIOUS.  My funny signing story for this week was a house with two VERY large and friendly golden labs. Dogs are no problem. Midway through the closing I hear one of the dogs loudly and obviously slurping from the toilet. Moments later it walked over and licked/drueled all over my elbow. Ughhh... at least it was a clean house, but Purel is my friend....
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