Posted by HisHughness on 6/6/11 8:35pm
Msg #385336
Every now and then, you just gotta bust out...
...and do something just to be doing it. An ode to my stalwart HP 1022, sung to the tune of...aw, you'll figure that out:
THAT FINE TEN TWO TWO
Dere’s a printer called the One O Two Two
Dat’s de bes’ from ol’ HP.
It don’t care iffen they’s little time
It grinds ‘em out jes’ for me.
My One O Two Two
Dat One O Two Two
It’s really sumpin’
But don’t say nuthin’,
It jes’ keep grindin’,
It keeps on grindin’ ‘em out.
It don’t stamp papers,
It don’t keep jernels,
An’ dem dat keeps ‘em
Is fools eternal,
But my Ten Two Two
It jes’ keep grindin’ ‘em out.
My Two Five Fifty will groan an’ strain,
Even with color it’s still a pain.
All clogged up!
Toner’s gone!
Sorriest junk
I’s ever known!
Ah gits weary
An’ sick of signin’,
Tired of TCs
An’ all their whinin’
But my Ten Two Two
It jes’ keep grindin’ ‘em out.
An HP, too, is my fax device
I’ts all stove up while my Two Two chugs,
Grindin’ out HUDs and jurats galore
Never mindin’ no troublesome bugs.
Don’t overlook
The inkjet’s thirst
But don’ forget –
Unclog it first.
Grab dat paper
Pull it free.
Was dis what signin’
Was s’posed to be?
Send me to the Land of Ten Two Two’s
Send me ‘way from dat printer junk
Show me dat land of laser gold
Where ev’ry good thoughts done been thunk.
My One O Two Two
Dat One O Two Two
It’s really sumpin’
But don’t say nuthin’,
It jes’ keep grindin’,
It keeps on grindin’ ‘em out.
It don’t stamp papers,
It don’t keep jernels,
An’ dem dat keeps ‘em
Is fools eternal,
But my Ten Two Two
It jes’ keep grindin’ ‘em out.
Fine Ten Two Two keeps hummin’ along
My Two Five Fifty will groan an’ strain,
Even with color it’s still a pain.
All clogged up!
Toner’s gone!
Sorriest junk
I’s ever known!
Ah gits weary
An’ sick of signin’,
Tired of TCs
An’ all their whinin’
But my Ten Two Two
It jes’ keep grindin’ ‘em out.
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