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 Here's a diet for you!
Posted by Beth/MD on 2/4/06 10:41am

My sister-in-law sent me this.......sorry if it's a rerun for anyone.

Can't eat Beef ...Mad cow....


Can't eat chicken ... bird flu


Can't eat eggs.... Salmonella


Can't eat pork ... fears that bird flu has infected the piggies


Can't eat fish . heavy metals in the water have poisoned their meat


Can't eat fruits and veggies ... insecticides and herbicides


Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I believe that leaves Chocolate!!!!!!!!


Remember - - - "STRESSED" spelled backwards is "DESSERTS"

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