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Posted by  DogmongerCA of CA on 5/4/07 8:43am Msg #188764
What a concept.......


A homeowner bought a bird feeder and hung it on the back porch and
filled it with seed. Within a week hundreds of birds were taking
advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.
Then the trouble started; the birds started building nests in the boards
of the patio, above the table and next to the barbecue. Then came the
poop, it was everywhere, on the patio tile, the chairs, the table, just
everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean, they would dive bomb the
homeowner and try to peck even though the homeowner had fed them out of
the goodness of his heart. Others birds were boisterous and loud as they
sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and
night demanding that the homeowner fill it when it got low on food.
After a while, the homeowner couldn't even sit on the back porch
anymore. The homeowner took down the bird feeder and in three days the
birds were gone. The homeowner cleaned up the mess and took down the
many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was
like it used to be, quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a
free meal.

Now let's see... Our government gives out free food, subsidized
housing, free medical care, free education and allows anyone born here
to be a automatic citizen. Then foreigners came illegally by the
millions; shortly our taxes went up to pay for the free services; small
apartments are housing 5 families; we have to wait 6 hours to be seen

by an emergency room doctor; your child's 2nd grade class is behind other

schools because over half the class doesn't speak English; corn Flakes now

come in a bilingual box; you have to press "one" to hear your bank talk to you in
English; and people waving flags other than "Old Glory" are squawking
and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.


Maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder!
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Messages in this Thread
 Off Off Topic -  DogmongerCA on 5/4/07 8:43am
 nice analogy - SueW/Tn on 5/4/07 8:55am
 Re: Off Off Topic, Interesting Dog and Sue, what you just -  Charles_Ca on 5/4/07 9:57am
 Re: Off Off Topic, Interesting Dog and Sue, what you just - Calnotary on 5/4/07 10:15am
 When I used to live in Maine the State issued work permits -  Charles_Ca on 5/4/07 10:27am
 You hit the nail on the head Charles - SueW/Tn on 5/4/07 10:32am



 
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