Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change
The courage to change the things I cannot accept
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
As they may be connected to the ass that I have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work...
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
and 5% on Friday.
And help me to remember...
When I'm having a really bad day
And it seems that people are trying to piss me off
That it takes 42 muscles to frown
And only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.
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