10. Still has that “kick me” sign taped to her back.
9. Her briefcase is a shopping bag from Ralphs.
8. Uses postage stamps for her notary stamp.
7. Thinks that edocs is a pier next to ddoc in San Francisco.
6. Took a sign language class at the community college before becoming a signing agent.
5. Sits on the freeway offramp holding a sign that says, “Will notarize loan docs for food.”
4. Entered “Rolling Stones concert” in the venue.
3. Tells the signer without any ID, “No problem. We’ll use mine.”
2. Ships signed docs back to herself.
1. Thinks “docs” is a medical clinic.
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