The poster says:
***Harry: The driver license number is in red. The bottom most line is the date of issue but I can't relate to the rest of the numbers. Mine reads 06/08/2005 560 31 FD/10. Perhaps some code for the DMV that issued it?***
06 = The number of lattes the Californian must consume before reaching a nominal level of functionality.
08 = The number of lattes the the Californian's bladder will hold before irrigating a Borrower's carpet.
2005 = The year in which the Californian hopes to finally migrate to Texas.
560 = The number of times the Californian has been gently but firmly turned back at the Texas border.
31 = The number of IQ points the Californian must improve before meeting the minimal standards required for California expatriates to Texas to reach the IQ level of the average Texan.
FD/10 = Represents the estimated number of days the Californian was playing with a Full Deck during the preceding 12 months. The cited number is a rarity; research has found that only a small percentage of Californians ever achieve double-digit competency.
Hope this helps, Harry. |
