Just got the NNA magazine today. It was my first issue. When I got home, I used it as a coaster for my coffee cup... and it seems that it wasnt worth much more! The whole thing is an advertisment for NNA products. What a fine benefit of membership!
Maybe I will start a new Notary Membership Society. Here are the perks of membership:
-A fancy membership card with your name on it.
-A monthly catalog disguised as a magazine. Every month will be filled with statistics directly form the internet.
-A members-only website with lots of advertisements about my society's logo-merchandise
-Discounted car rentals that are only valid when performing notorial work outside your home state.... (just think about this one a bit)
-All this, plus the honorary degree of Bachelor of Notorial Acts (B.N.A.), Master of Nororial Acts (M.N.A.) and Grand Poobah Notary (G.P.N.) and the right to use those initials after your name for as long as you maintain membership.
All this for only $49.99 per year. Plus an additional $49.99 if you are actually a notary and want to join the "Notary Section" of the Notary Membership Society. If you want discounts on Notary supplies, simply send an additional $29.95 to join the "Notary Items Discount Section" or NIDS. We offer notary journals with lovely covers made by indonesian 5-year olds, and custom made notorial stamps guaranteed to bleed all over your docs.
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