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911 call
Posted by bagger of IL on 8/6/20 10:56am Msg #75918
Pre and post"de-funding.

Today:
911: 911, How can I help you?
Victim: My husband is on a rampage, I am locked in the bathroom, and he is armed, wants to kill me.
911: I am dispatching a Police officer, what is your address?
Victim: 123 Main Street.
911:, Officer will be there in 10 Minutes, stay on the line with me OK?

Post de- funding:
911: 911, How can I help you?
Victim: My husband is on a rampage, I am locked in the bathroom, and he is armed, wants to kill me.
911: Well, I have to ask a few questions, so I can assign the correct personnel to assist you.
911: Is this a domestic situation?
Victim: Yes
911: OK, so you need a marriage counselor, right?
Victim; Yes that could help
911: Are you religious?
Victim: Yes I am Jewish.
911: I understand, so you need a Jewish marriage counselor ASAP right?
Victim: No, my husband is non-secular.
911: So who do you want me to send?
Victim: POLICE
911: Sorry, but they are not fully trained to handle this situation.
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Messages in this Thread
 911 call - bagger on 8/6/20 10:56am
 Re: 911 call - MikeC/TX on 8/6/20 3:40pm
 Re: 911 call - bagger on 8/6/20 5:13pm
 Funny and True! m/m n/m - Luckydog on 8/6/20 5:27pm
 Re: 911 call - shooterclay on 8/9/20 9:56pm



 
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