A man and his wife were driving on the highway. Soon a CHP put on the red lights and pulled them over.
The officer walks up to the driver's side "I clocked you doing 75 in a 55 mile zone." "No I was only doing 65" the man responds. His wife yells out "You were doing 80!" Her husband gives her a glare.
The officer tells the driver "I'll have to give you a ticket for a broken tail light too." " Oh I didn't realize it was out." responds the driver. " You knew that light was out weeks ago" says his wife. The man turns to his wife with a stern look.
The officer then says that he will have to give the man a ticket for no seatbelt. The man says "I just took it off when you were walking up." His wife remarks "You haven't used a seatbelt in weeks." The husband turns to his wife and yells " Why don't you just shut up you gasbag!"
The officer looks at her and asks "Does he always speak to you that way?" She responds "Only when he's been drinking." |
