Posted by LkArrowhd/CA on 7/10/06 7:06pm
Msg #132160

TOTALLY OT-SEX HUMOR-IF OFFENDED PLEASE PASS OVER

Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: ! Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you".

The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

OOPS. Don't forget the 7th kid of sex - Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on!

Reply by kathy/ca on 7/10/06 8:05pm
Msg #132162

Just when we were happy to see things take a turn for the

better.......hmmmm

Reply by Korey Humphreys on 7/10/06 8:28pm
Msg #132163

That was funny LkArrowhead --- Smile kath/ca n/m

Reply by kathy/ca on 7/10/06 8:31pm
Msg #132165

Okay :>) Ha ha! n/m

Reply by Jenny_CA on 7/10/06 8:28pm
Msg #132164

Well, haven't caught up w/ what's been going on

but after a 2 hr. signing in a hot home and little ones in the background screaming wanting to know when dinner is every 10 minutes and getting lost and stuck in traffic , I came in sat down with a pepsi and logged on...thruth be told , I laughed.

Reply by LkArrowhd/CA on 7/10/06 8:34pm
Msg #132167

Re: Thanks Korey and Jenny, Kathy I certainly hope you

passed over....you had plenty of warning....

Reply by kathy/ca on 7/10/06 8:39pm
Msg #132169

I know, its all in fun! n/m

Reply by KBLedgard_CA on 7/10/06 8:40pm
Msg #132170

Re: I know, its all in fun!

That was funny and true IMHO

Reply by LkArrowhd/CA on 7/10/06 8:41pm
Msg #132171

Re: Many things in life make me laugh and bring a smile to

face. What have you got if you never enjoy a variety of humor. Life is about the laughter a big part of the time and I try to laugh during my day as much as possible.....

Reply by Brenda/CA on 7/10/06 8:52pm
Msg #132172

Re: That made me laugh thanks for sharing LKA n/m

Reply by Chessie Christensen on 7/10/06 9:14pm
Msg #132178

Re: Just when we were happy to see things take a turn for the

Hey ...Let's stick to our profession and keep on the subject. Stay Focused on the Notary Business Only...

Reply by LilyMD on 7/10/06 9:18pm
Msg #132179

Re: Just the laugh I was looking for. Thanks LKA.... n/m

Reply by Blueink_CA on 7/10/06 10:13pm
Msg #132186

You're right Chessie...

*Let's stick to our profession and keep on the subject* Good idea!!

#8 Notary Sex: Not tonight dear, my stamp is out of ink.

Reply by AngelinaAZ on 7/10/06 10:18pm
Msg #132187

LOL.... Blue and LKa... thanks for the laugh! n/m

Reply by Becca_FL on 7/10/06 10:20pm
Msg #132188

Good one Blue n/m

Reply by BrendaTx on 7/10/06 10:21pm
Msg #132189

Re: You're right Chessie...Blueink is the winner again...

Thank you BlueInk!!! Funny, funny.

And, folks, just for fun, if you do a search on "untill" like good ol' anon 69 uses frequently you'll also find that someone who has been removed from this board is also a misspeller of "until" and uses the wrong spelling of "untill." Now, in all fairness, there are others...but they have no reason to do all they can to destroy the notary talk forum.

Hmmm...could it be? No. No way.

Reply by absdier on 7/10/06 9:36pm
Msg #132182

Re: TOTALLY OT-SEX HUMOR-IF OFFENDED PLEASE PASS OVER -Sad!

It was a great professional day untill this!!You do not want profesionalism,now do you?Another e-mail to Harry!

Reply by BarbaraL_CA on 7/10/06 9:49pm
Msg #132183

Same as Anonymous from 69.224.19.22 of CO - n/m

Reply by absdier on 7/10/06 9:54pm
Msg #132184

Re: Same as Anonymous from 69.224.19.22 of CO - Bab

So what!This was a great day on the forum.I have enjoyed the threads today tremendously! Great business topics,mutual respect .I just loved it! Untill now.

Reply by BrendaTx on 7/10/06 10:02pm
Msg #132185

Re: Same as Anonymous from 69 - thank you Barbara

That makes a lot of sense why the response such as it was.
(:X - LOL)

Reply by TitleGalCA on 7/10/06 10:21pm
Msg #132190

Ahem...Excuse me...Pardon me....yeah you

I do NOT care for Cream of Wheat. It is boring and bland....amazingly so. I do not want to read Cream of Wheat on this board either.

Dam. Where are the anons when we need someone to bash?? Lol.

Email away to Harry. I suspect he's as bored as the rest of us.

Thanks Susan for posting about sex. It was fun!!

Reply by Jenny_CA on 7/10/06 10:33pm
Msg #132193

does :x mean no comment? Keep your mouth shut? or?? n/m

Reply by Korey Humphreys on 7/10/06 10:52pm
Msg #132203

That's what I interpret n/m

Reply by BrendaTx on 7/10/06 10:54pm
Msg #132205

Re: does :x mean no comment? Keep your mouth shut? or??

Jenny - if I use it I mean "no comment."

That's rough on me....but, it's so dang cute. :x

Reply by Becca_FL on 7/10/06 11:29pm
Msg #132221

Re: does :x mean no comment? Keep your mouth shut? or??

I think it's cute too. I actually got the idea from another post (or was it an email) anyway, the symbol was (_x_)...I just cleaned it up a bit, that's all.

Reply by KBLedgard_CA on 7/10/06 11:32pm
Msg #132224

Re: does :x mean no comment? Keep your mouth shut? or??

Rebecca, was it the email that included (_?_) ?

Reply by Becca_FL on 7/11/06 12:00am
Msg #132240

Sure was, Kyle n/m

Reply by CaliNotary on 7/10/06 11:45pm
Msg #132230

Absdier

Out of curiosity, have you contributed ANYTHING to this board other than whining about the things other people are posting? Why don't you show us an example of your professionalism on the board and point us to one message where you actually said something useful to other notaries.

Reply by MistarellaFL on 7/10/06 11:07pm
Msg #132208

I don't care what anyone else says, that was funny!

Gee, I only wanted to get rid of the obnoxious posting, I like to mix business with pleasure!
I'm letting my hair down, and admitting I like OT and I like word association.
(Can we call it W Ass?)
And I have never hidden my identity.
BTW, we're at #4. LOL
Have a good nite, ya'll.