Posted by cyndi_ca on 9/1/06 9:57am
Msg #142834

OT Joke

I, the Peni$, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

1. I do physical labor
2. I work at great depths
3. I plunge head first into everything I do
4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off
5. I work in a damp environment
6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation
7. I work in high temperatures
8. My work exposes me to diseases

Dear Peni$
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies YOUR request for the following reasons:

1. You do not work 8 hours straight
2. You work in short spurts & falls asleep after each brief work period
3. You do not always folow the orders of the management
4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations
5. You do not take initiative, you need to be pressured to and stimulated in order to start working
6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
7. You don't always observe necessary saftey regulations, such as wearing protective clothing
8. You will retire LONG before you are 65
9. Your are unable to work double shifts
10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task
11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags
Sincerely, the Management

Plus 5 reasons not to be a peni$
1. You're bald your whole life
2. You have a hole in your head
3. Your neighbors are nuts
4. The guy behing you is an a$$
5. Every time you get excited you throw up and then faint

Reply by Poppy on 9/1/06 10:42am
Msg #142847

Yuck! After I stop laughing, I plan on being totally

offended by your clearly offensive, inappropriate OT Joke... (Wink, Wink)

Reply by MistarellaFL on 9/1/06 11:26am
Msg #142865

Re: Yuck! After I stop laughing, I plan on being totally

OMG that is too funny Cyndi, I am passing it all around to my galpals....

Reply by Brenda/CA on 9/1/06 11:38am
Msg #142869

Re: Yuck! After I stop laughing, I plan on being totally

Cindy,
I am still ROTFLMAO, I have already e-mailed this to a few people.

Reply by VERONICA DESCHANEAU on 9/1/06 3:01pm
Msg #142956

sorry to be an ol' prude

but I thought that was in poor taste.

Reply by Poppy on 9/1/06 3:09pm
Msg #142964

It's okay, ol' prude's help keep things in balance. n/m