Posted by Hugh Nations Signing Agents of Austin on 4/6/07 11:41am
Msg #183964

Favorite Easter joke

What do you call a row of Easter bunnies hopping away from you?

Obviously, it's a receding hair line.

Reply by Hugh Nations Signing Agents of Austin on 4/6/07 11:42am
Msg #183965

Geez.....

Obviously, it is not a "receding hair line." It is a receding hare line.

Reply by DHartley_PA on 4/6/07 11:48am
Msg #183966

LOL.. I needed a good laugh today, thanks!

Reply by Signing_Doc on 4/6/07 12:37pm
Msg #183972

My wife and I were driving the other day on some back roads...when all of a sudden...there was a thump!

I thought...oh my stars and garters...what was that!?

I got out and saw that I had accidentally ran over a rabbit. I felt really bad and didn't know what to do....

My wife, being the more calm one said...."Honey, let me try something".


She got out of the car, went into the trunk and got something purple out of her bag. She rubbed it all over the rabbit, and QUICK AS A BUNNY (sorry)...it jumped right up and ran down the road away from us.

But then, it did something strange....it turned towards us....gave a little wave...turned and ran...stopped....turned towards us...gave a little wave again...and started to run....

It stopped AGAIN, turned towards us...gave a little wave...and ran until it was out of site.

I said "Honey, what WAS that you used?" She showed me the bottle

It was "Hare Restorer"............"with a permanent wave"

(thank you, I'll be here all week)!

"Doc"

Reply by PJM/MI on 4/6/07 12:50pm
Msg #183976

These are cute! n/m

Reply by Lisa Prestegard on 4/6/07 2:04pm
Msg #183988

THAT was funny! Thx, doc! n/m

Reply by Susan Fischer on 4/6/07 1:48pm
Msg #183980

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ether. Ether who?

Ether Bunny.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Nuther.

Nuther who?

Nuther Ether Bunny.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Beth.

Beth who?

Beth you thought I wuth going to thay nuther Ether Bunny!

(as told by a four year old)

Reply by Sylvia_FL on 4/6/07 1:55pm
Msg #183982

Re: Knock, knock. Who's there? Ether. Ether who?

And how do you catch the "ether bunny" - with an "ethernet"

Reply by Susan Fischer on 4/6/07 1:56pm
Msg #183983

<chortle> n/m

Reply by Lisa Prestegard on 4/6/07 1:59pm
Msg #183986

Well, how do you catch a unique animal?

You 'neak up on it

How do you catch a tame one? Duh! The tame way!

Reply by Susan Fischer on 4/6/07 2:07pm
Msg #183989

<groan> <chortle, snort, yukyukyuk> n/m

Reply by Signing_Doc on 4/6/07 2:14pm
Msg #183991

Re: <groan> <chortle, snort, yukyukyuk>

Can a rabbit jump higher than a house?


OF COURSE he can...

Houses can't jump!!!

Reply by Signing_Doc on 4/6/07 2:36pm
Msg #183995

Re: OK...last corny joke...(at least from me)

Which is more easier......Roast Beef or Pea Soup

ANYONE can Roast Beef........................BUT..........



(whistle while you say it to yourself!)