I am Matty Midura - Notary Public - State of New Jersey. Commissioned 1996 and current to date. Moreover, a '27 year resident' of the Township of Eastampton (Mt. Holly), County of Burlington, New Jersey. Married (e.g.1977) to date, and a grandfather. The latter, cancels-out and stability issues, if any! .......... .............. .................... ........ .......... .............. .................... ........ .......... .............. .................... ........ .......... .............. .................... ........ .......... .............. .................... ........ .......... Other info: former Law Student (1973-75) via LaSalle U (Ext) out of Philadelphia, Pa. Also, a former 'write-in candidate for local office. .......... .............. .................... ........ .......... .............. .................... ........ .......... .............. .................... ........ .......... .............. .................... ........
.......... .............. Weddings: Yeah sure, I do them,.. I'll even throw in the rice too! All that and more, for about $35,000 (USD) - CASH ONLY!!! That covers my flight to Las Vegas (e.g. divorce my current wife) and then - DIVORCE YOU - 2 weeks later, to make myself available for the next dummy! Understand,.. I can't spread myself 'too thin' really. We'll even 'consummate the marriage' if; you're not fat, ugly or old perhaps. Note: I require you to provide a 'health certificate' beforehand,.. I don't use condoms!!!
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.......... .............. .................... ........ .......... .............. .................... ........ Contact info: I can be reached 9 (AM) to 12 (AM) 'live' via ICQ #32308993 or email, to answer any questions of course.. I am a 'writer' by day, and don't really regard phone calls as being urgent - emails are top priority. I work with the computer (e.g. writing) anyway. Hence, I am in the office 20 hours a day, so I am readily available to answer emails! ....................................................................................................................................................
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