Posted by HisHughness on 8/23/04 4:47pm Msg #6552
Title abstractors
Title abstractors "run" the title, which means they will develop a "chain" of title: Who has owned the property, how it was transferred each time, whether there are any unsatisfied encumbrances against the property that would impair the ownership rights of a subsequent title holder, etc. It is based on that abstract of title that the title company issues its title insurance, insuring that whoever is taking title actually gets what they are buying.
I admire abstractors, in the same way that I admire proctologists. Both have to recognize, up front, that fundamentally their profession has all the glamor of hauling away the carcasses of the animals gassed at the animal shelter. A good proctologist is worth his weight in hemorrhoids. A good abstractor is worth her weight in rare metals.
I hope you folks will forgive me, but I'm sitting here chuckling most immodestly at the second line of the above paragraph because, you see, "fundament" is a synonym for "buttocks." I wish that had been a deliberate choice of word.
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