Posted by BrendaTX on 7/15/04 1:56am
Msg #4440

MoJo

I got mine and I sure like it!

Brenda

Reply by Christie Costello on 7/15/04 2:10am
Msg #4444

I just bought it too and used it for the first time today. I LOVE IT! :-)

Reply by Irma on 7/15/04 10:09am
Msg #4453

I am new, what is a MoJo?

Reply by HisHughness on 7/15/04 10:31am
Msg #4454

Irma, the answer to "What is a MoJo?" depends on whether you are referring to Mike Myers of 'Austin Powers' fame or Harry of the intellectually illuminating NotRot flame.

Reply by Missey on 7/15/04 11:30am
Msg #4456

While I rarely pass up an opportunity to talk Austin Powers, I'm dying to know what the "Harry MoJo" is. I think I had one once, but my doctor gave me pills that cleared it right up.

But seriously, folks, what is it???

Reply by HisHughness on 7/15/04 11:40am
Msg #4457

Whatever you had, li'l Missey, it wasn't a Harry MoJo. Pills won't cure a Harry MoJo; it requires a depilatory.

Reply by Sylvia_FL on 7/15/04 12:17pm
Msg #4460

It is the Modern Journal of Notarial Events

Reply by HisHughness on 7/15/04 12:33pm
Msg #4461

Sylvia explained:

"It is the Modern Journal of Notarial Events."

It was a lot more interesting when Harry's MoJo was a secret discussed only in whispers accompanied by knowing smirks.

Reply by Christie Costello on 7/15/04 1:07pm
Msg #4465

I'm cracking up over here!!! You are too funny. Cut it out...I have to get to work!

Reply by Sylvia_FL on 7/15/04 1:14pm
Msg #4468

Got my MoJo working, but it just won't work on you
Got my MoJo working, but it just won't work on you
I wanna love you so bad till I don't know what to do

I'm going down to Louisiana to get me a MoJo hand
I'm going down to Louisiana to get me a MoJo hand
I'm gonna have all you women right here at my command

Got my MoJo working, but it just won't work on you
Got my MoJo working, but it just won't work on you
I wanna love you so bad till I don't know what to do

I got a gypsy woman givin' me advice
I got a gypsy woman givin' me advice
I got some red hot tips I got to keep on ice

Got my MoJo working
Got my MoJo working
Got my MoJo working
.....

But it - uh uh - just won't work on you

Reply by HisHughness on 7/15/04 1:52pm
Msg #4469

Sylvia screeched:

Got my MoJo working, but it just won't work on you
Got my MoJo working, but it just won't work on you
I wanna love you so bad till I don't know what to do

I'm going down to Louisiana to get me a MoJo hand
I'm going down to Louisiana to get me a MoJo hand
I'm gonna have all you women right here at my command

Got my MoJo working, but it just won't work on you
Got my MoJo working, but it just won't work on you
I wanna love you so bad till I don't know what to do

I got a gypsy woman givin' me advice
I got a gypsy woman givin' me advice
I got some red hot tips I got to keep on ice

Got my MoJo working
Got my MoJo working
Got my MoJo working
.....

But it - uh uh - just won't work on you

I don't know about Harry and his MoJo, but that's the story of my life -- or at least my loves. Both of them. Well, actually, there was only one love, and she won't speak to me anymore after I sent her a big shipment of erotic novels at her office where she's a church secretary without ever having actually met her and not even really knowing her last name and told the delivery man to dress in a Speedo with a big sign on his chest saying "This is what's in store for you" and then she called the police when I showed up dressed like one of the characters in one of the novels and maybe it's not that she won't speak to me but that she can't speak to me because of the restraining order.

But that's story for a different time. Right now we need to focus on Harry and his MoJo. Has anybody ever inquired whether Harry owns a Speedo?

Reply by Sylvia_FL on 7/15/04 3:58pm
Msg #4475

Hey - I resent that "Sylvia Screeched!!"

I was not screeching, I was not even making a noise, that was Muddy Waters, not me!

Neenah, neenah, neenah!

Reply by HisHughness on 7/15/04 4:25pm
Msg #4476

Sylvia opined:

"Hey - I resent that "Sylvia Screeched!!"

I was not screeching, I was not even making a noise, that was Muddy Waters, not me!

Neenah, neenah, neenah!"

I'm sorry, Sylvia. Obviously I was incorrect; you didn't screech until the above post.

Reply by sTEPHANIE on 7/15/04 6:15pm
Msg #4485

Re: MoJo - Hugh

Thank you for letting me know what MoJo is.

Reply by Stephanie/CA on 7/15/04 12:12pm
Msg #4458

Seriously,
You recently got your Mojo...
Mojo = ???

Thank you - I feel I'm missing out on something.

Reply by BrendaTX on 7/15/04 11:50pm
Msg #4505

Stephanie, I have no idea what all these notaries are talking about...I meant like on the Banger Sisters movie.

Just kidding.
; >

You have probably figured out by now that I meant the NotRot MoJo.

(Credit goes to Hugh for a previous posting with the newly coined word "NotRot"... And, you know, if you think about it, that journal probably won't rot much.)

Reply by Stephanie/CA on 7/15/04 12:12pm
Msg #4459

Seriously,
You recently got your Mojo...
Mojo = ???

Thank you - I feel I'm missing out on something.

Reply by Christie Costello on 7/15/04 1:06pm
Msg #4464

It's Notary Rotary's version of a notary journal. It's a big time saver. I love it! :-)

Reply by Newbie_CA on 7/15/04 6:03pm
Msg #4483

Yeah, I got it too. I can't wait to start using it.