Posted by HisHughness on 10/11/04 4:32pm
Msg #9661
My new MoJo
Okay, guys, I've got to tell you: I got my new MoJo, and it ain't all it's cracked up to be. Sure, it makes recordation of notarizations a breeze. And I'll be the first to admit that it cuts the time by about two-thirds. I'ts also much more economical that my previous journals, and better looking. I'll concede all that. But it hasn't lived up to all the glowing promises you guys made about it. It hasn't changed the oil in my car once, not once; it hasn't even taken the car up to the station to gas it up. Hasn't made up a single bed, swabbed a single toilet, or sat down and paid one lousy bill. It's just one disappointment after another.
But the worst part, the very worst, the biggest letdown, is that it hasn't increased my pheromone production one iota. Not even a tiny bit. I'm still the same old unattractive oaf who can't even attract fruit flies.
On the other hand, my wife has started sleeping with the MoJo, and has a really exasperating smile on her face.
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