Posted by Bonnie_CO on 8/25/05 8:44pm
Msg #61846

A first for me.....

Went to a signing, older couple, very "prim and proper". She was doing lots of "name dropping" (never could figure out why people do that), talking about the country club, etc., then about 1/2 way through the signing, this lady lets out this HUGE sneeze, and out comes both her upper and lower dentures, they landed on the paperwork we had already signed, making a bit of a mess. The horrified look on her face was something. The husband just sat there staring at her with this shocked expression on his face, and i'm sitting there working really hard at not laughing out loud. I thought this poor woman was going to faint right there! The man regains his senses and jumps up & almost shouting says " I'll be right back" then hauls a*% out the sliding patio doors, I see him going around behind the garden shed then hear him laughing his butt off, I almost lost it then, but managed to hang in there. I waited for the lady to pick her teeth up, i'm sorry, I draw the line at picking up someone's teeth, but she just sat there. I finally, very softly and very politely asked her if maybe she might like to go to the powder room and remedy the situation, which she did. We completed the signing, with the husband leaving the table at somewhat frequent intervals, and you could still hear him somewhere laughing. I made it through without cracking up....barely.....whew......

Reply by SoCalMisty on 8/25/05 9:00pm
Msg #61854

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That is GREAT.

Reply by SoCalMisty on 8/25/05 9:00pm
Msg #61855

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That is GREAT.

Reply by Brenda_CO on 8/25/05 9:27pm
Msg #61868

Oh, my gosh, how DID you keep a straight face!!!!??? I'm sitting here cracking up right now! Which, of course, is not very nice of me (the poor lady must have been horrified). But, the husband!! How funny!
Thanks for the laugh!!

Reply by christiSocal on 8/25/05 9:33pm
Msg #61870

You have tremedous (sp?) self control, I never would have been able to keep from laughing. I bet all those "names" would have been rolling too!

Reply by Paul Hampton on 8/25/05 9:36pm
Msg #61872

The man with two black eyes

I went to a signing the other day and the signer had two black eyes. We started signing, but after a while my curiosity got the better of me and I asked him, "How did you get the black eyes?'

"Well," he said, "I was on the bus yesterday and I noticed that the lady standing in front of me had her dress tucked up between her... cheeks. So, figuring that she didn't know it and that she probably wouldn't want her dress tucked up that way, I reached over and pulled the dress out. Well, she turned around and clobbered me and gave me this black eye," he said as he pointed to his right eye.

"That explains the right eye. How'd you get the other black eye?"

"After she popped me, I figured she wanted the dress where it was in the first place, so I put it back."

Reply by Brenda_CO on 8/25/05 10:06pm
Msg #61886

Re: The man with two black eyes

This website is just soooo much fun!

Reply by PAW_Fl on 8/25/05 10:29pm
Msg #61895

Re: The man with two black eyes

The mental imaging is really mind boggling.

Reply by newlysmomva on 8/26/05 8:02am
Msg #61949

thank you! thankyou!

I REALLY needed a good laugh this morning!

Reply by Jenny_CA on 8/26/05 10:21am
Msg #61965

Re: thank you! thankyou!

This is too funny, I read this last night and was cracking up! Read it again this morning and I am still laughing.

Reply by Bonnie_CO on 8/26/05 10:40am
Msg #61973

Re: thank you! thankyou!

You should've been there! It was sooooo unreal! I could not believe that it was happening! LOL!