Posted by hcampers/fl on 8/19/05 8:11pm
Msg #60474
Alligators OT
Just to break up the thunder clouds on this board today a little humor....at least to me.
Beverly
A young blonde was on vacation and driving through the
Everglades. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine
alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very
reluctant to pay the high prices the local
vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on
prices" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde
shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch
my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for
free!"
The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little
lady, just go and give it a try!"
The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to
catch an alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home,
he pulls over to the side of the levee where he spots
the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky
bayou water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming
rapidly toward her.
With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the
creature and hauls it onto the slimy bank of the
swamp.
Lying nearby were 7 more of the dead creatures, all
lying on their backs.
The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent
amazement.
The blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its
back.
Rolling her eyes heavenward and screaming in great
frustration, she shouts out ....
"CRAP ... THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"rly
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