Posted by Art_MD on 8/22/05 8:11am
Msg #60698
OT - beer
Yesterday, scientists suggested that, considering the results of a
recent analysis by Professor Betty-Sue Trailerjack, which revealed the
presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a concerned look at
their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
phytoeostrogens) and drinking it makes men turn into women or at the
least, emphasizes their feminine aspects.
To test the theory, 50 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a
one-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men: talked
excessively without making sense; became overly emotional; couldn't
drive; couldn't park; failed to think rationally; argued over nothing;
had to sit down while urinating; and refused to apologize when obviously
wrong.
No further testing was considered necessary
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Reply by Joan-OH on 8/22/05 8:31am
Msg #60700
I'm guessing this counteracts the "Oil Change" post? :-)
n/m
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Reply by Art_MD on 8/22/05 8:36am
Msg #60702
Re: I'm guessing this counteracts the "Oil Change" post? :-)
Have to keep the balance. I would guess this board is heavily weighted, participation wise, to the female gender.
Art
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Reply by TitleGalCA on 8/22/05 8:47am
Msg #60707
Touche, Art :) ........ n/m
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Reply by Sylvia_FL on 8/22/05 10:06am
Msg #60739
Re: I'm guessing this counteracts the "Oil Change" post? :-)
I had read the Oil Change joke to my husband before I posted it, he laughed and said it was so right on.
I printed out the beer joke for him,he laughed and then said "but this is derogatory to women" - hmmm he never said the oil change post was derogatory to men.
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Reply by Art_MD on 8/22/05 10:29am
Msg #60752
sylvia - re: beer
You husband is a kind and gentle man andwould never insinuate or suggest that you are sexist in any way.
Art
P.S. Want to buy a bridge ??
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Reply by Sylvia_FL on 8/22/05 10:32am
Msg #60756
Re: sylvia - re: beer
Art - you obviously know my husband so well
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Reply by SarahBeth_CA on 8/22/05 10:28am
Msg #60750
Art that was beautiful....
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