Posted by Art_MD on 8/22/05 10:39am Msg #60757
OT good laugh
Three men were walking down the beach and one guy found a bottle. He unplugged it and a genie appeared.
The genie was grateful and said he would grant the standard 3 wishes - one to each of the men.
First man - I want to be 25% smarter than Einstein. The genie snapped his fingers and the first man started explaining how Einstein was wrong.
Second man - I want to be 50% smarter than Einstein. The genie snapped his fingers and the second man started explaining to the first man how he was wrong and how the universe really operated.
third man - I want to be 100% smarter than Einstein. The genie asked " Are you sure ?" and the third man said yes. The genie snapped his fingers and the man turned into a woman.
Art
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