Posted by Art_MD on 12/2/05 1:49pm
Msg #79929
OT - funny
The pope died and went to heaven. St Peter met him at the gate and said they had to review his record first. St Peter opened his golden book and read. Ahhh, you stopped 3 wars.... you brought 3,000,000 new members to the church....you won the Nobel Peace Prize !!!! Welcome to Heaven.. come in and enjoy yourself.
St. Peter took the pope over and said " here is a new Camry - fully loaded. That nice 3 bedroom furnished house over there is yours." As the pope started to drive to his house, he saw a brilliant gold Rolls Royce drive by. He watched it as it went up to a mansion that must have had 30 rooms.
The pope went back to St Peter and said " what gives ??? why didn't I get a Rolls?" St Peter said lets review the records again. After a minute St. Peter said " Now I see.... you are the 134th pope to enter heaven, the guy in the Rolls is the....
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FIRST LOAN OFFICER TO MAKE IT IN !!!!!
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