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Posted by Charm_AL on 12/9/05 3:13pm
Msg #81500

OT: mid day pick up...

I am going to start writing tons of x-mas cards....groan...I need a second wind. I never got the first one!

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.
In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to
purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so that they can
breed their own stock. They only have $600 left.

Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I
decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and
haul it home."

The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull, and decides
she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599,
no less.

After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a
telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office and
says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've
bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our
pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home." The telegraph
operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's
just 99 cents a word."

Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She
realize that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After a
few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, "I want you to send her
the word "comfortable."

The operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you
want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here
to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word
"comfortable?"

The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. The word's big. She'll
read it very slowly ... com-for-da-bull."


disclaimer: I love blondes and my youngest is....<groan>
lol j/k


Reply by Charles_Ca on 12/9/05 3:23pm
Msg #81506

LOL, just sent it to my daughter.........NM

Reply by DellaCa on 12/9/05 3:52pm
Msg #81515

Re:So funny Thanks n/m

Reply by TD_CA on 12/9/05 4:49pm
Msg #81521

Re: Re:So funny Thanks n/m

That was tooo funny! Thanks for the laugh!!

Reply by Ilona_OH on 12/9/05 5:53pm
Msg #81537

Re: Re:So funny Thanks n/m

That's the first I've laughed all day! thanks!

Reply by Mitch_MD on 12/9/05 8:25pm
Msg #81566

That reminds me...

...of a similar one I heard very long ago.

What do you call a bull that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?
Abominable (a-bomb-in-a-bull)

===
What do you call it when the dynamite explodes?
Noble (no-bull)


Charm, I like yours better and it had me groaning for a good while! ;-)


 
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