Posted by Charm_AL on 12/5/05 10:03pm
Msg #80479

and for our late nite audience...

A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like Chinese."

"No rike Chinese?" asks the co-pilot, "why not?"

"You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!"

"No, no," the co-pilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese."

"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese... doesn't matter, you're all alike!"

There's a few minutes of silence.

"No rike Jews!" the co-pilot suddenly announces.

"Why not?" asks the captain.

"Jews sink Titanic," the co-pilot responds.

"Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain, "It was an iceberg!"

"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, no mattah... all same!"

Reply by Charles_Ca on 12/5/05 10:07pm
Msg #80481

That is one for my archives....I already passed it on NM

Reply by Jenny_CA on 12/5/05 10:10pm
Msg #80484

And we didn't have to wait 'til Friday. :-) n/m

Reply by John_NorCal on 12/5/05 10:14pm
Msg #80486

Re: Thanks Charm....Great way to start the week! n/m

Reply by TitleGalCA on 12/5/05 10:15pm
Msg #80487

A gem, Charm...just like you! Loved it.

Reply by Jenny_CA on 12/5/05 10:28pm
Msg #80493

Re: TitleGal...

I am wondering if I can email you tomorrow regarding post 80149?

Reply by TitleGalCA on 12/5/05 10:30pm
Msg #80494

Re: TitleGal...Jenny

Jenny, you know you can email me anytime - regardless of the subject!

Reply by TitleGalCA on 12/5/05 10:31pm
Msg #80495

Re: TitleGal...send it to work addy, you know the e...if not

I'll forward it.

Reply by Jenny_CA on 12/5/05 10:37pm
Msg #80496

Re: TitleGal...send it to work addy, you know the e...if not

I'll reply to the one I have with my AOL address is that the one? Thank you!