Posted by HisHughness on 1/10/05 6:57pm
Msg #16146

Vegas bash

I'm planning to go to Vegas for the convention. However, I am going to register for only the first day, so that I can claim a tax deduction, though I plan to stay two nights.

If anyone is interested in splitting a room for two nights, let me know. You should be aware that I earned my nickname, "Rolling Texas Thunder," legitimately; electro shock, major nasal surgery, hynosis and several attempts at suffocation by various sleeping companions have all failed to stifle the majesty of my nocturnal serenades in basso profundo.

Preferences for a roommate will be in the following order:

1) Lonely and bosomy widows who own liquor stores;
2) Lonely and aspiring starlets who own nothing but bikinis and micro-miniskirts;
3) Anything female that can claim a pulse, even if it is only intermittent;
4) Straight males; and
5) Males of any persuasion who wish to pay the entire hotel bill just for the pleasure of my company.

Reply by Jan/CA on 1/10/05 11:59pm
Msg #16178

I already have a Bass section in my own bedroom! Your poor soon to be ex-wife, poor darlin.

Reply by Bob-Chicago on 1/11/05 12:56am
Msg #16188

I will be there, but must pass on Hugh's generous offer of a free concert.
Danny Ganz , undoubtedly makes better noise, and certainly uses shorter words.
Actually, I have agreed to serve on a panel of experienced NSAs, discussing ways to handle real life singing problems.
You can all start composing loaded questions to confound me , or in the alternative, amass mounds of rotted vegitation to throw at me, (please try to avoid hitting my fellow panel members)
We did a similar dog and pony show in Orlando in 2003, which was, I understand, well received
The sessions will be Wed afternoon and Fri, over the noon hour.
I look forward to meeting any of you who care to say hello.

Reply by HisHughness on 1/11/05 1:07am
Msg #16190

Bob-Chicago responds:

***I will be there, but must pass on Hugh's generous offer of a free concert.***

Well, so much for the "males of any persuasion." Now, if there are any straight males who want to respond...