Posted by Anonymous on 6/4/05 12:44am Msg #42247
Being able to fly with UPS, FedEX ETC... Please read..
Hi I heard that we as notaries could fly with UPS and FedEx at a discounted price because we are notaries can someone please confirm and if it is true please let me know how I could do that.
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Reply by PAW_Fl on 6/4/05 7:41am Msg #42264
I'm not sure how you could do that, short of stuffing yourself in their envelopes? UPS, FedEx and DHL are not commercial passenger carriers. They are cargo transporters.
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Reply by LawrenceOK on 6/4/05 8:07am Msg #42266
I used to fly on cargo transports all the time Paw, and for free, but never with FedEx or UPS.
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Reply by PAW_Fl on 6/4/05 10:02am Msg #42279
I did too, and still can (military). However, as far as I know, fare paying passengers are not authorized on freight carriers, such as FedEx, DHL and UPS. IOW, they aren't licensed as a civil aviation passenger carrier. There are "passengers" on those flights, but they are employees of the freight company, not fare paying passengers.
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Reply by Sylvia_FL on 6/4/05 2:33pm Msg #42341
Love those military hops. Cost Bruce and me $25 to fly to England last time we went ($12.50 each) Coming back was a little more expensive $24.00 each) because, they said, we were coming through customs. Was worth driving up to Baltimore to get the hop.
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Reply by Stephen_VA on 6/4/05 8:45am Msg #42269
Their planes have limited passengere capacity I believe... bring a volleyball if you go.
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Reply by BrendaTX on 6/4/05 9:11am Msg #42271
tee hee, Stephen... (:>) n/m
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Reply by HisHughness on 6/4/05 11:11am Msg #42291
Re: tee hee, Stephen... (:>) n/m
Stephen warns, of the possibility of flying as a passenger on courier cargo planes:
***Their planes have limited passengere capacity I believe... bring a volleyball if you go.***
Okay, Stephen, I've read that post four or five times, and I still don't understand the humor of it. And it bugs the hell out of me that Brenda, of all the people in the whole damned world, apparently gets it when I don't. The way the system works is, Brenda is supposed to laugh at my jokes, not laugh at jokes I don't understand. How about letting me in on the secret? What does a volleyball have to do with flying FedEx?
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Reply by missy_socal on 6/4/05 11:15am Msg #42294
Tom Hanks in 'Cast Away'
--'Wilson' was the volleyball!
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Reply by BrendaTX on 6/4/05 11:18am Msg #42297
Re: Tom Hanks...that's right Missy! The prize goes to the..
lady in the red dress. Someone hand that gal a beer...or a glass of bass, or orange juice.
It's on me.
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Reply by missy_socal on 6/4/05 11:22am Msg #42302
better make it Star$'s...it's still AM here!
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Reply by BrendaTX on 6/4/05 11:26am Msg #42304
Re: better make it Star$'s...it's still AM here!
Yeah, it's morning here too, but I have already walked the dogs twice, gotten an edoc package ready to go for a 2 pm, and been down to get new tires.
Nothing like going to downtown College Station and hanging out with a bunch of men pacing, scratching and spitting early on a Saturday morning.
I purchase new tires 12-15 times per year.
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Reply by missy_socal on 6/4/05 11:51am Msg #42309
Brenda's bustling...
...and I'm still in my pajamas! It's the start of the June Gloom marine layer mornings....grey and chilly. Perfect time for waffles, coffee, and the morning paper!
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Reply by Melody on 6/4/05 1:44pm Msg #42326
Now I know why Hugh wants a bass boat.
Duh me!
When Brenda said we should hand the gal a bass, I bet Brenda meant a beer.
That's what Hugh wants! A boat full of beer!
Makes MUCH more sense!
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Reply by BrendaTX on 6/4/05 4:09pm Msg #42351
Nope -- I was thinking about the old "Bass-o-matic."
Circa 1977 - SNL spoofing Ronco.
Chevy Chase (I think) dropped a fish (bass) into a blender and hit the start button. The fish was liquified right there on SNL. The next thing -- he cuts off the blender, whips out a glass pours it full, and says: "How about a nice glass of bass?"
The skit concludes with: RONCO BASS-O-MATIC - Have a glass of bass!
I never forget the really funny stuff...Here's another line from that golden era of comedy:
"The monkey live here, you just visitin'! " From: Madam Rudolph/By the funnyman: Richard Pryor
Madam Rudolph was a witch. A couple of guys went to see her for "treatment." Madame R. had a monkey-- the monkey put his little bitty monkey hands all over the guest telling the story--and when he complained, Madame Rudolph said "Fool, the monkey live here, you just visitin' !"
I often say this to myself on signings when the dog is gassy or sheds three pounds of fur on my black suit.
If you think about it, Madame Rudolph has a point - it makes a whole lot of sense.
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Reply by missy_socal on 6/4/05 4:18pm Msg #42352
Re: Nope -- I was thinking about the old "Bass-o-matic."
"Madame Rudolph said "Fool, the monkey live here, you just visitin' !""
And 100% of the time you're thinking...."Thank <b>God</b>!"
I had one of the *most* uncomfortable signings ever a bit ago (it was actually my first refuse-to-sign), and that sentiment was first and foremost in my mind. Thank God that I actually get to walk out the door, and into my own life!
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Reply by HisHughness on 6/4/05 4:19pm Msg #42353
Re: Nope -- I was thinking about the old "Bass-o-matic."
Brenda recounts:
***I often say this to myself on signings when the dog is gassy or sheds three pounds of fur on my black suit. ***
I hate those damn gassy dogs. I always get the impression the homeowners are blaming me. One time I did, indeed, have a silent gastrointestinal event, and piped up, "You know, inexpensive dry dog food really gives dogs gas."
"We only have two cats and a rabbit," the wife responded, somewhat stonily.
Only later did I discover that rabbits, because of their strictly vegetarian diet, are notorious generators of methane. I could easily have gotten myself off the hook.
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Reply by hcampers/fl on 6/4/05 5:45pm Msg #42374
Re: Nope -- I was thinking about the old "Bass-o-matic."
It was Dan Akroyd (sp)?
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Reply by BrendaTX on 6/4/05 6:52pm Msg #42392
Re: Nope -- I was thinking about the old "Bass-o-matic."
Probably Dan...one of the old crew, anyhow.
I just remember sitting in the living room of a friend's house in a 70's haze. It was quite a shock to see the bass turn to liquid.
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Reply by BrendaTX on 6/4/05 11:17am Msg #42295
Re: tee hee, Stephen... (:>) n/m
Brenda (of all people, huff huff) has a very good sense of humor and a memory like an elephant where humor is concerned.
Let's see if anyone else remembers why this is funny.
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Reply by HisHughness on 6/4/05 11:54am Msg #42310
Re: tee hee, Stephen... (:>) n/m
All right. Now I remember.
Stephen, please accept my apologies for having gotten off a zinger that went over my head. The line deserved far better than that.
Getting one-upped by Brenda is not my choice of ways to start the weekend.
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Reply by Cherilyn in CO on 6/4/05 11:21am Msg #42301
and it was a Fed Ex caused Tom Hanks to become a castaway..
That scene when the plane goes down still give me nightmares. I have to be heavily drugged to get on an airplane as it is. That movie didn't help.
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Reply by Sylvia_FL on 6/4/05 2:37pm Msg #42342
Re: and it was a Fed Ex caused Tom Hanks to become a castaway..
You too Cherylyn? The doctor always gives me Xanax when I have to fly.
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Reply by Cherilyn in CO on 6/4/05 2:59pm Msg #42346
for me it's valium and a martini :-) nt
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