Posted by LisaWI on 6/8/05 7:30pm
Msg #43363

OK-Stupid Joke Time

This guy sits down next to a girl at a bar and asks her "What is your name?"
The girl says "Carmen, I like cars and I like men"
The girl asks the guy "So what is your name?"
The guy says "Beerwomen, I like beer and I like women"

Reply by BrendaTX on 6/8/05 10:49pm
Msg #43401

Good one Lisa. Since we are obviously all regressing today, I'd like to share my silly diddy...

Say this three times very fast:

One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.

Reply by CAtitlegal on 6/8/05 11:12pm
Msg #43409

smelt fart...perfect end to a perfect day...lol...n/m

Reply by maryinsocal on 6/9/05 12:10am
Msg #43417

Re: smelt fart...perfect end to a perfect day...lol...n/m

Why does a sea gull fly by the sea ?
Cos if he flew by the bay he would be a bay-gull...
compliments of my 6 year old son!

Reply by SarahBeth_CA on 6/9/05 12:21am
Msg #43420

Re: smelt fart...perfect end to a perfect day...lol...n/m

What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.

From my nephew when he was about the same age.

Reply by MarleneM/PA on 6/9/05 8:52am
Msg #43443

I am a sheet slitter.
I slit sheets.

Used by speech therapists at one time, cracked us up as kids.

Reply by HisHughness on 6/9/05 1:51am
Msg #43432

LisaWI quips:

This guy sits down next to a girl at a bar and asks her "What is your name?"
The girl says "Carmen, I like cars and I like men"
The girl asks the guy "So what is your name?"
The guy says "Beerwomen, I like beer and I like women"

BrendaTX responds:

Say this three times very fast:
One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.

CAtitlegal retorts:

smelt fart...perfect end to a perfect day...lol...n/m

maryinsocal climbs aboard:

Why does a sea gull fly by the sea ?
Cos if he flew by the bay he would be a bay-gull...

SaraBeth_CA closes things out:

What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.


MiGawd! Do you folks have ANY idea how much you need me?

Reply by Mary Head on 6/9/05 9:12am
Msg #43448

Re: Audrey Hepburn beauty tip

MiGawd! Do you folks have ANY idea how much you need me?
Just go with it Hugh...breaks up the day a bit!

My favorite quote... (think about it as your stressing out waiting for docs!)
For beautiful hair, let a child run his or her fingers through it once a day.