Posted by Charm_AL on 6/30/05 5:05pm
Msg #49130

my OT for the week...

I am soooo tired...

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One! ONLY ONE!!!!

And do you know WHY?

Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb!

They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!!

They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.

And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!

But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!

AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!

IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

. . . . I'm sorry. What was the question ?

Reply by Anonymous on 6/30/05 5:07pm
Msg #49134

Yikes!

Reply by Charm_AL on 6/30/05 5:08pm
Msg #49135

LOL! that was a joke....n/m

Reply by Anonymous on 6/30/05 5:11pm
Msg #49136

Re: LOL! that was a joke....n/m

I know.....it all sounded WAY familiar (flash back to my mother) :o)

Reply by rlogan-ca on 6/30/05 5:21pm
Msg #49138

Re: Charm AL, don't feel bad...


This was just too close to home not to respond. I'm still waiting for my porch light to be changed. I could do it, but I think the guys can reach much better (and easier) than I.
And no, they hadn't noticed that it was out unit I mentioned it.

As for the trash, I CAN get my boys to take it out. Just don't ask them to remember to put their shoes away, it's too much for them.

As for the TP, I just take a deep breath and just replace it myself.

Sounds like you need to pamper yourself. Your entitled to it! Thanks for the good laugh.

Reply by W-CA on 6/30/05 6:08pm
Msg #49150

Charm-AL--love your messages--this one really hit home. Also, I'm fairly new & have really appreciated all the information & comments I can read here. Thanks to you all!

Reply by HDW_TN on 6/30/05 8:45pm
Msg #49172

That was hilarious!...and true. I laughed, I cried, I will steal that one and give it away.

Reply by stamper_WI on 6/30/05 9:30pm
Msg #49185

What I did was get my self a coffee mug with PMS written on it in big red letters and gave the family a warning. "when you see me using this, better mind your your p's and q's because I will have no mercy". More gets done when I use that mug. In Fact they gave me a big t short to sleep in that matches.

Reply by Jenni on 6/30/05 10:02pm
Msg #49199

Too funny Charm

We have 4 bathrooms in this house, now do you think when the last roll of tp is put on the holder by my husband in what ever bathroom he is in, he could go get some more rolls of toliet paper and fill up the cabinet in that bathroom. No, it is like they have to tell you that there is no more paper in there, and yet they'll go up or down a a flight or 1/2 a flight of stairs.
Is that easier?

Reply by Charm_AL on 7/1/05 7:59am
Msg #49274

Re: Too funny Charm

Yes! It is easier lol...I've had kids calling out MOM!!! while in the bathroom....duh

Reply by Lawrence/OK on 7/1/05 9:16am
Msg #49291

Re: Too funny Charm

Hey honey, can you bring me a beer on your way back from taking out the trash?

Reply by Charm_AL on 7/1/05 11:21am
Msg #49348

Oh Yes Darling, quick as I can!!!....beer nuts?......n/m