Posted by MassEsq on 3/6/05 11:34am
Msg #23925

All area Notaries..........

If you live in Massachusetts and would like to provide my office with daily services ranging from $175.00 - $250.00 a day, please contact me.

I am an attorney licensed to practice law, and have re-established my law office in Shirley. If you live within a 10-15 mile radius of Shirley, then feel free to contact me.

Reply by Korey Humphreys on 3/6/05 11:39am
Msg #23926

Hello,

My hometown is Ayer, which, as you should know, is within walking distance of Shirley. Ironicaly, if you scroll down and read my earlier posts since Friday night, I was actually mentioning an incident that occured with me in Shirley.

After reviewing everything, if you'd like to know more about me then give me a call. I'll call you at around 3:00 PM if I don't hear from you.

Respectfuly,
Korey

Reply by Taylor, Esq. on 3/6/05 12:04pm
Msg #23927

Korey, after reading through your messages I have to admit that you are not Notary Public material. You are more. You should be an attorney! I like your 'ability' to stand firm and not be swayed by other jealous intrusions.
You've undergone some scrutiny on this board, and that just builds character. I see what I like. I think I have heard of you through other attorneys you may have provided services too. My goal in setting up my office is to higher the brightest of the bright people to ease the agony of endless hours of conflict an attorney deals with on a daily basis.
I applaud you for being so young, whether it's 21, 22, or 23. Judging from your picture I can tell your not older then 23. Keeping your true identity on this board was a good idea for the obvious reasons. This shows me that you are fully aware of consequences of identity fraud, and mayhem.
I'm going to be out of the office this afternoon, given that it is a sunday. I want you to meet me at Ayer District Court, located at 25 E. Main Street in your town between 9 and 11:30 Monday (tomorrow) morning. I will hire you not just for Notary Public work, but will also use you for Paralegal work. Please have with you the following: (a) Commission Identification and (b) Two forms of ID not that of your Public Officer ID (commission ID).
In the meantime, I will do you a favor and contact the officer in Shirley that tried to intimidate and bully you. I know exactly who it is. Let's get you that monetary remedy ASAP!

Reply by Korey Humphreys on 3/6/05 12:10pm
Msg #23928

THANK YOU! THANK YOU!

Call me from here on in though, because this board is usually for expirences, notary related questions/concerns.

Not to mention the fact that I have to log off here in a bit to go do some subpoena work for attorney Lewinski, (ayer).

Thank you sir!

Respectfully,
Korey

Reply by Dave_CA on 3/6/05 12:13pm
Msg #23929

Re: THANK YOU! THANK YOU!

Just how gullible do you think we are?

Reply by CaliNotary on 3/6/05 12:40pm
Msg #23932

Re: THANK YOU! THANK YOU!

I think it's quite safe for us to assume that everything Korey has posted on here - his being chased and having to mace a guy, the police officer calling him, his Harvard degree, etc. has been a figment of his imagination.

I think he's just a bored kid with too much time on his hands. Probably never has had a girlfriend and doesn't get too much attention in life from anyone. So, aside from spending most of the day downloading porn from the net, he's creating a little notary fantasy world and finally getting the attention from us that he so desperately craves in life. Unfortunately even his fantasy life is pretty dull.

We need to pity him, not be angry at him.

Reply by John_NorCal on 3/6/05 1:01pm
Msg #23940

Re: THANK YOU! THANK YOU!

I think someone needs to go get a life, preferably a non-fictional one!

Reply by fiKS on 3/6/05 1:10pm
Msg #23942

I!

This is the best joke yet on this board. I think Mr. Humphrey deserves a round of applause for his creative entertainment! All those in favor, say "I".

Reply by Anon on 3/6/05 2:56pm
Msg #23961

Re: I!

I am afraid, very, very afraid.

Reply by Becky on 3/6/05 2:56pm
Msg #23962

I!!!...n/m

Reply by CarolynCO on 3/6/05 3:40pm
Msg #23965

Re: Stick a fork in me, I'm done! n/m

Reply by Lady/CA on 3/6/05 3:48pm
Msg #23968

Re: Stick a fork in me, I'm done! n/m Quoting Judge Marilyn

"I wouldn't believe him if his tongue came Notarized."

- Judge Marilyn Millian, "The People's Court"

Reply by CarolynCO on 3/6/05 3:54pm
Msg #23972

Re: Stick a fork in me, I'm done! n/m Quoting Judge Marilyn

Yeah, I though that since all of a sudden the Esquires have appeared, and two different ones in one thread, that I'd throw out the Judge's favorite phrase when she's had enough.

Reply by MA_Notary on 3/6/05 4:42pm
Msg #23979

Damn! You notaries are way off

NOT SPEAKING OF KOREY: I do believe most of you are probably form california where notaries are like one every two inches. Just because you don't have the same authority as do other notaries commissioned in other states doesn't give you the right to bash. If you're this childish when it comes to a forum, then for cripse sake, resign your commission as a public servant and get the hell out of office! You bashers are a disgrace to the office and its because of you notary jokes exist!

In the future, if you're gonna bash somebody for sharing their expirences you best bet would be to not even bother replying. There are notaries out there who come here to learn and grow. Having you people make fun of them indicates that you're the ones that are bored.

I'm embarrased to even have signed up with Notary Rotary and I'm going to make that known by calling and complaining and asking them to view this god for saken forum. GROW UP! YOU'RE ALL PUBLIC SERVANTS SO START ACTING LIKE IT!

Reply by Lady/CA on 3/6/05 4:53pm
Msg #23981

Re: Damn! You notaries are way off/Faux Posters-aka-Korey

Foolish advisers best take their own advice. BTW, I know this post is also the work of THE"spammer" due to some very intensive, yet obvious, detective work. "You can fool the people some of the time" I wish to heck there were some way to get yourself off this once very informative and professional board.

Reply by Anonymous on 3/6/05 5:05pm
Msg #23982

Re: Damn! You notaries are way off/Faux Posters-aka-Korey

the boy cant keep track of how old he is. now he has to keep track of the names hes using to talke to himself with

Reply by Korey Humphreys on 3/6/05 5:38pm
Msg #23986

Re: Damn! You notaries are way off/Faux Posters-aka-Korey

Your investigative skills suck! That's probably why you're just a notary public and nothing more in the legal field.

FYI: Yes, my alias name is: MANotary. The person is using MA_Notary. Let's see.... Jimmy Smith commits a crime. In the world hunderds of millions are named Jimmy Smith. Does this mean they're all guilty because they have a same, and/or similar name?

Hmmmm................. Let's figure this one out. I'll give you two days children. And you're right, my actual age between 20-23 will not be accurately posted. I'm afraid of you guys. You go to the extreme of exhibiting your jealousy and bashing new notaries. If I put my true idenity online here, which one of you shitheads will steal my idenity? GEE you gotta think. You can tell by my picture that I am a young-one. A YOUNG-ONE that has made something of his life, and can only continue to advance in my carrer. When I'm thirty-five I'll be retired.

So let's move on children. Listen to prior messages from newcomers to this site. YOU ALL NEED TO GROW UP! (how ironic....... the youngest notary in Middlesex county massachusetts is telling you all to grow up!)

Reply by Becky on 3/6/05 5:58pm
Msg #23992

Re: Damn! You notaries are way off/Faux Posters-aka-Korey

Korey says

"Hmmmm................. Let's figure this one out. I'll give you two days children. And you're right, my actual age between 20-23 will not be accurately posted. I'm afraid of you guys. You go to the extreme of exhibiting your jealousy and bashing new notaries. If I put my true idenity online here, which one of you shitheads will steal my idenity? GEE you gotta think. You can tell by my picture that I am a young-one. A YOUNG-ONE that has made something of his life, and can only continue to advance in my carrer. When I'm thirty-five I'll be retired."

Hey Korey, have you checked your profile lately.....where you've posted your license. Look closely at your date of birth.....so much for "hiding" your identity!!

Reply by Korey Humphreys on 3/6/05 6:20pm
Msg #23999

Re: Damn! You notaries are way off/Faux Posters-aka-Korey

OMG! your investigative skills are excellent!

I was waiting for someone to point that out. You should become an investigator.

Reply by Bob\Tx on 3/6/05 7:45pm
Msg #24015

Re: Damn! You notaries are way off/Faux Posters-aka-Korey


Well I can assure you that not ONE person on this board is jealous of anything you have or will ever have.. They just caught you in your little story and your mad about it. You have been on this board a very short time and your thinking you have some senority, you have none so you telling the people to grow up that have been a notary since you were in diapers proves all of thier points !!!! Your trying to impress people that have forgotten more about being a notary than you will ever learn..Your trying to ride a dead horse out of the gate, wont work! Better rethink your attitude a little. it would get you farther with all these professionals who dont buy any of your stories

Reply by CaliNotary on 3/6/05 10:59pm
Msg #24030

Re: Damn! You notaries are way off/Faux Posters-aka-Korey

Korey wrote:

"If CaliNotary doesn't agree with another notary, then instead of making fun of, or using obscene language, CaliNotary should just overlook the thread/message."


Korey also wrote:

"If I put my true idenity online here, which one of you shitheads will steal my idenity?"


I'm just sayin'.

Reply by Marla_NorCal on 3/7/05 3:22am
Msg #24042

Re: Damn! You notaries are way off/Faux Posters-aka-Korey

Can you spell "narcissism"? That is what you are talking to............You need to ignore them to make go away!

Reply by Indiana Notary on 3/7/05 7:59am
Msg #24052

Re: Damn! You notaries are way off/Faux Posters-aka-Korey

I agree, ignore Korey and maybe he'll go back to his sandbox. Or go post his "IMPORTANT ID" on another website.