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Posted by Charm_AL on 3/21/05 11:10am
Msg #26629

Totally OT!...just cracking up from boredom :)

I just got this e-mail, unsigned...Hugh was this you?...lol j/k!

Subject: Social Security

After retiring, I went to the social security office to apply for my Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry but I seemed to have left my wallet at Home and "I will have to go home and come back later."

The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt." So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. My wife said, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too

Reply by Korey Humphreys on 3/21/05 11:17am
Msg #26632

LMAO LMAO too funny!! LMAO 8-D n/m

Reply by Linda/NJ on 3/21/05 11:44am
Msg #26651

Sounds like something I would say to my husband. That was a good one! Still laughing!!!!!!

Reply by BarbaraL_CA on 3/21/05 12:03pm
Msg #26656

Too Funny!!!!! n/m

Reply by Glena/NV on 3/21/05 1:04pm
Msg #26674

Great response from your wife!

My husband went to Carl's Junior and got a senior discount...he came home looking so upset. He asked me if he looks like a senior already. I told him to just enjoy getting the discounts and thank the white hair on his head for it.

Reply by TN Notary on 3/21/05 3:18pm
Msg #26719

Re: Great response from your wife!

Thanks for the laugh.

Reply by fiKS on 3/21/05 7:05pm
Msg #26782

Re: Great response from your wife!

Wayne? Noh!


 
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