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Posted by Charm_AL on 11/10/05 5:03pm
Msg #75763

OT: a smile and I'm outta here...

got a few signings tonight....I just hope I don't have to orbit any subdivisions trying to escape Smiley

An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.

When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?"

She replied: "A can of peaches".

The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was Hungry.

The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.

She replied 6.

The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."

Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.

He said, " What is it? "

The husband said "She also stole a can of peas."



Reply by srnotary_CA on 11/10/05 5:40pm
Msg #75769

Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.

Reply by CA_Violet on 11/11/05 10:50am
Msg #75877

I love it!!!! Have a great day!!!!


 
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