Posted by NM_CO on 11/25/05 10:42pm
Msg #78706

O/T: Really long week

Worked day and night. Drained.

Got any good jokes you can post in this thread?

Reply by Jersey_Boy on 11/25/05 10:49pm
Msg #78707

Little boy wakes up in the middle of the night and has to use the bathroom.
Upon leaving the bathroom, he hears a moan coming from his mother's room.
He peeks into her bedroom door and sees her naked in front of the mirror.
She is moaning and mumbling, "I want a man."
The boy dashes back to his room and cries himself to sleep.
The next night same thing, wakes up, bathroom, peeks at mom, "She needs a MAN!"
He runs back to his room and cries himself to sleep...

Next night, wakes up, bathroom, peeks at mom and SHE'S WITH A MAN!

He DASHES back to his bedroom, tears off all of his closes, jumps in front of the mirror
and SCREAMS ------> I WANT A BICYCLE.

Reply by Cherilyn_CO on 11/25/05 11:01pm
Msg #78708

Sure!

3 men die and they all go to heaven. Before taking them through the pearly gates, St. Peter says "Let us look down upon your funerals. Tell me, what to you hope your loved ones say about you?"

The 1st man says "I hope they say I was a good father and a wonderful teacher."

The 2nd man says "I hope they say I was a good husband and a great doctor."

The 3rd man says "I hope they say 'Look! he's moving!'"

:-)

Reply by NM_CO on 11/26/05 10:36am
Msg #78724

Re: Sure!

Lol, these are good!!

Reply by Kimberly_IN on 11/26/05 12:44pm
Msg #78734

Here's some videos

http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=598

http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=623

http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=509

Reply by newlysmomva on 11/28/05 3:43pm
Msg #78945

Re: Here's some videos

GOD! I love the cat video!!Looks like something our cats would do!

Reply by Sylvia_FL on 11/26/05 11:30pm
Msg #78778

Maybe a little risque but.....

Mr Honda, of the Honda Motor Corporation, died and went to heaven for judgement.

At the gates, St. Peter told Mr Honda, "since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

Mr Honda thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God. I have a question for Him".

St. Peter took Mr Honda to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.
He then asked God, "Aren't you the inventor of women?"

God Said, "Ah, yes. Indeed I am".

"Well," said Mr Honda, "Professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your design."
1-There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2-It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3-Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4-The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
5-Plus the monthly down time and aggravation are outrageous, and don't even get me started talking about the maintenance costs.



"Hmmmm, you do raise some good points,” replied God,
"Lets have a wee look."


God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few things and waited for the results.

After a moment God said, "Well, it may be true that my invention seems to be flawed, but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours