Posted by Sue/IA on 11/21/05 5:11pm
Msg #78052
Red's Skelton's Recipe...Enjoy lol
RED SKELTON'S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE
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>> 1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a
>> little beverage, good food and companionship.
>> She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
>>
>> 2. We also sleep in separate beds.
>> Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.
>>
>> 3. I take my wife everywhere.....
>> but she keeps finding her way back.
>>
>> 4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our
>> anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!"
>> she said.
>> So I suggested the kitchen.
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>> 5. We always hold hands.
>> If I let go, she shops.
>>
>> 6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric
>> bread maker.
>> She said "There are too many gadgets and no place
>> to sit down!" .. So I bought her an electric chair.
>>
>> 7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because
>> there was water in the carburetor.
>> I asked where the car was; she told me "In the lake."
>>
>> 8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days.
>> Then the mud fell off.
>>
>> 9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling "Am I too late
>> for the garbage?" .... The driver said "No, jump in!"
>>
>> 10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
>>
>> 11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her
>> first name was Always.
>>
>> 12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months.
>> I don't like to interrupt her.
>>
>> 13. The last fight was my fault though.
>> ! My wife asked "What's on the TV?"
>> I said "Dust!"
I Needed a smile today, I received this and had to share.
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