Posted by LisaWI on 11/22/05 9:33pm
Msg #78330

Some Turkey Humor

This is a poem my 10 year old had to do for school.
A turkey speaks, " I have never understood why anybody would.....
Oil the plate
Decorate the garbage
wash the chicken
scrape the dog
dice their socks
steam oil the table
unthaw the pot
stir the fish eyes
dump the couch
burn the house
when they could just eat
shoes!