Posted by HisHughness on 11/14/05 11:17pm
Msg #76611
Venus & Mars
My daughter, who either knows me very well or who reads this forum, sent me these two items:
FEMALE POEM
I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, he not be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind,
and knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want that this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MALE POEM
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store
and a bass boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a dang.
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Reply by NM_CO on 11/14/05 11:25pm
Msg #76617
When I see that female poem, I think high maintenance, lol.
Very funny, thanks for the laugh...............errrrr........tell your daughter thanks.
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