Posted by Charm_AL on 11/18/05 4:25pm
Msg #77517
my Friday OT: have a great weekend all!...
It was a beautiful, warm spring morning.
A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.
She was wearing a loose-fitting, pink dress -sleeveless with straps.
He was wearing his usual jean and T-shirt.
As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla.
Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy.
He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand.
He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny.
He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom.
She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead.
Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to showa little more skin.
She did, and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.
"Now show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said.
This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips.
Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.
"Now, tell him you have a headache
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Reply by BrendaTx on 11/18/05 5:46pm
Msg #77547
Re: Wouldn't work for me-chas ot
charles, I just tried to email you and MY email client was acting up. I have several friends to catch up with...more work on the moving project this weekend and then I think moving h3ll will be over for another few years!!!! Off to sign again. B (ps nope, I have not been that busy with signings all, kinda slow.)
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