Posted by Hampton_CA on 10/30/05 7:15pm
Msg #73141

How His Hughness would have dealt with the sex offer

There once was a signer who offered me sex,
Right there in her house on the deck made of Trex,
She stripped off her clothes and dropped them down in a pile,
and all she was wearing was lip gloss and a smile.

"It's been oh so long!" she cried with lament,
"I'm sure that right afterwards, I'll truly repent,
but I've resisted and stayed celibate for as long as I can,
and you look just like the right kind of man."

So I took the young lass, right there on the floor,
we rolled and we tumbled until I was sore,
we finished right quick and returned to the table,
and finished the signing, since now she was able.

I gathered the docs and sent them back to the lender,
Who never paid me the agreed upon tender,
Fate did abuse me, you must truly see,
Because she sent in her signed RTC.

Reply by TitleGalCA on 10/30/05 7:46pm
Msg #73145

Hahaha well done, Hampton!

My, my....just checking in the board after several days and I see we have offers to have sex with BBW/BO, borrowers who pull a gun on the notary, borrowers who are reading notary rotary and demanding they aren't discussed on the board, chinese college students signing on webcams and last but certainly not least...terribly dismayed notaries who are shocked and indignant about posts here - which in my mind is the most ridiculous of all.

I'd much rather read poems about fat ladies needing sex than self-appointed board police police who's sense of propriety has been offended and demand everyone else live up to their "sterling" (yawn) standards.

His Hughness will be impressed, I'm sure

Reply by Anonymous on 11/1/05 9:11am
Msg #73355

More, more, more

Very good poem. We expect more poems from you(hopefully on much different topics). Still, very well written poem.