Posted by Hank_VA on 10/23/05 4:03pm
Msg #71998

Notice to Closer

I was checking to see if anyone else has received the "Notice to Closer" from Settlement Corp/Titleserv. The notice states that they have been receiving negative feed back from some of their lenders/brokers regarding proper attire, personal hygiene, and professionalism.

My problem is that they should find out which closers the lender/brokers are talking about and deal with those closers. This shot gun approach is a catch all and everyone is presume guilty.

Hank

Reply by B__CA on 10/23/05 8:13pm
Msg #72014

What attire are we suppose to be guilty of wearing?

Reply by NY_TaxLady on 10/23/05 11:18pm
Msg #72024

They caught me wearing a bikini this summer. Now that is something to worry about.

Reply by Hampton_CA on 10/23/05 11:47pm
Msg #72026

The Top Ten things not to wear to a signing

10. Don't wear your attitude on your sleeve.

9. Don't wear your underwear on the outside.

8. Keep that Lucky Ham necklace at home.

7. The arrow-through-the-head gag is great for parties, but not for signings.

6. Your wife's makeup.

5. Anything with a "Brittney Spears" label on it.

4. Your "I'm with Stupid" tee-shirt.

3. Any gold jewelery necklace that weighs more than 5 pounds.

2. A colostomy bag. (Sorry.)

1. Nothing!

Reply by MBCA on 10/24/05 9:39am
Msg #72033

Re: The Top Ten things not to wear to a signing

Thanks Hampton!
This is just what I needed for a blue Monday morning! It reminds me not to take myself too serious! You're a scream!