Posted by Hampton_CA on 10/29/05 11:56am
Msg #73010
Top Ten Signs that the lender is no good
10. When funds are due, they request funds to be sent in cash only.
9. After you get a free toaster, the loan officer shows up at your house begging for toast.
8. Your monthly statements are handwritten, in crayon.
7. When you call with a question, the staff suddenly doesn't speak English.
6. You notice that Kato Kaelin is the settlement officer.
5. Your loan docs arrive in a Dunkin' Donuts carton.
4. Loan officer admits he's married to his 12 year old sister.
3. Lender's head office is in Syria.
2. Toll free customer service line is 1-800-GET-HOSED.
1. Four words: Bank President Martha Stewart.
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