Posted by HisHughness on 10/22/05 6:17pm
Msg #71931

Whoooooooopeeeeee!

After a separation of one year and 20 days, my Beautiful & Talented Estranged Wife is now my Beautiful & Talented >>>EX<<< Wife.

Bring on the big busted widows, aging Las Vegas showgirls, and former county beauty queens now on their third round of Botox. I'm ready to RAMBLE!!!!

Well...I will be just as soon as the Metamucil does its work.

Reply by Teddog_CO on 10/22/05 7:08pm
Msg #71940

Snow on the roof and fire in the furnace! Good Luck!!!

Reply by Brenda_CO on 10/22/05 9:34pm
Msg #71952

Hey there Sir Hughness...were single and in your area, I would give you a run for your single self!! Good luck...and have loads of fun!!

Reply by HisHughness on 10/22/05 10:52pm
Msg #71957

Location is no problem, Honey. I can get where you are. There's an Avis Rent-a-Car just down the street right next door to the market where I buy my Depends every week.

Reply by JanetK_CA on 10/22/05 11:44pm
Msg #71958

Welcome back to the boards! We could use a bit more levity around here! Oh, and congrats on being sprung - um, I mean, earning your freedom! (BTW, thanks for the warning...) ;>)

Reply by Bob_Chicago on 10/23/05 9:22am
Msg #71976

You will now have enough time to watch the Astros sink into the sunset
GO WHITE SOX
I don't have or need the pills, but I picked up a Viagra pen at my doctor's office
Let me know if I need to send it to you
Good hunting

Reply by oldhippie_IL on 10/23/05 10:52am
Msg #71984

This is just TOOO Funny!!! Besides knowledge, I come here to laugh!! I'm single, and in Chicago. I still have alittle spunk left!!

Reply by HisHughness on 10/23/05 4:16pm
Msg #72000

Indeed, the Viagra might come in handy. I have trouble getting my tired old body up in the mornings nowadays. Maybe I would have more success if I just focussed on the individual parts.

Reply by Joseph Miller on 10/24/05 1:16pm
Msg #72059

Glad to see you back on here Hugh. Good Luck, try the online sites.


Joe/NC