Posted by Charm_AL on 9/16/05 11:31am
Msg #65675

Happy Friday OT...

EXCERPTS FROM THE DOG'S DAILY DIARY:

8:00 am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9:30 am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!
9:40 am - Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite!
10:30 am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!
11:30 am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
12:00 noon - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
1:00 pm - Oh Boy! The yard! My favorite!
4:00 pm - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
5:00 pm - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
5:30 pm - Oh Boy! Mom! My favorite!
6:00 pm - Oh Boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
6:30 pm - Oh Boy! Sleeping in master's bed! My favorite!

EXCERPTS FROM THE CAT'S DAILY DIARY:

Day 283 Of My Captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine
lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing
that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from
ruining the occasional piece of furniture.

Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by
weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try
this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile
oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair; must
try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in
attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear
into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat
I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary
throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More
importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies."
Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. I am convinced the
other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches.

The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal
room, his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...

Reply by TitleGalCA on 9/16/05 11:48am
Msg #65683

Re: Happy Friday OT...Charm

That is a classic!! I'm still laughing.

***Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in
attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear
into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat
I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan. ***

My beloved Tilly, now in kitty heaven tried this with me over the 13 years I had her. And here I thought she was content. Oh, well...I'll love my little, tiny half-wit instead...at least he isn't plotting my demise.

Reply by KarenJ_CA on 9/16/05 11:48am
Msg #65684

Oh my gosh, I think this is the best one yet!!! I am laughing so hard, I am crying. And having had both dogs and cats, I can SO relate!!! Thanks!

Reply by Charles_CA on 9/16/05 12:28pm
Msg #65689

Re: Happy Friday OT...Isn't that the truth, very droll!

Dogs and cats, talk about opposite end of the spectrum.

Reply by BrendaTX on 9/16/05 1:09pm
Msg #65698

Re: Happy Friday OT...Delightful. n/m

Reply by newlysmomva on 9/16/05 2:08pm
Msg #65711

Re: Happy Friday OT...Delightful. n/m

Wonderful and so true! I have 3 dogs and 4 cats!

Reply by Giselle_CA on 9/16/05 4:40pm
Msg #65722

n/mRe: Happy Friday OT...Too Funny! n/m

Reply by Renee Kovacs on 9/16/05 5:57pm
Msg #65734

We rescued our cat from a rescue society. He'd spent 4 months waiting to be rescued ... this severely affected his developement as a cat/human co-habitant.

I have a little picture of a cat in a cage taped to the wall near his food bowl. It is titled:

"You could go back."

Reply by Susan Lewis on 9/16/05 7:16pm
Msg #65739

Happy Anniversary

Wishing you years of blessings and happiness. Hope you have a very nice weekend.

Susan

Reply by Charm_AL on 9/17/05 8:36am
Msg #65794

Re: Happy Anniversary

Thank You!!! well, we're off and running...have a great weekend...GO Bears!