Reply by BrendaTx on 4/30/06 10:01am
Msg #116834
The silver screen? I am Winston Wolfe. OT
Good morning all! It's a gorgeous day in my neighborhood.
Yes...This morning I have played The Wolf (Pulp Fiction), but not on tv, just here around my little faux stage where I do most of my performances. The Wolf tells gangsters how to clean up their mistakes...or just clean up a car.
At exactly 8:05 am I received a phone call from my son. His dog ate his fiance's Easter dress last night. I have been given the responsibility of helping my gangster son clean up after The Shredder...
If you have seen Pulp Fiction, then you'll understand what I mean about being The Wolf. My instructions...
(1) Remove the dress from view before she wakes up - oh, it's an Anne Taylor. You cannot find it online? You looked for a dress online? Her mother bought it? LOL...no I was not laughing. I was coughing.
(2) Go pick up the following:
--Her favorite breakfast; include orange juice if appropriate.
--A flower is a nice touch but only you can decide on overkill....this is DELICATE DO NOT MAKE A MISTAKE. Now, AFTER you leave the drive through ---
(3) Call her mother.
(4) Cry.
(5) Do not tell her mother that The Shredder shredded the dress because you locked both dogs out of the bedroom last night - in fact, never give me that much information again. (Never lie. Tell a fable. Our people do not lie.)
(6) Get the mother on your side. Tell her you will pay immediately...tell her you can drive over today. Grovel.
(7) Call me back and let me know what happens...LOL...no, I have that cough....I was not laughing.
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Everyone have a lovely day. My son won't.
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