Posted by LkArrowhd/CA on 4/12/06 8:06pm
Msg #113171
Forgive me twice-
Subject: marketing
Female Marketing
The buzzword in today's business world is MARKETING. However, people
often ask for a
simple explanation of "Marketing." Well, here it is broken down by
marketing specialty:
You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him
and say,
"I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One
of your friends
goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising.
You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his
telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing.
You see a guy at a party, you straighten your dress. You walk up to him
and pour him
a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing
your breast
lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in
bed."
That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says,
"I hear
you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk
him into
going home with your friend.
That's a Sales Rep.
Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
That's Tech Support.
You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be
handsome
men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of
one house
towards the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in
bed!"
That's Junk Mail.
You are at a party, this well-built man walks up to you and grabs your
a??.
That's the Governor of California.
You like it, but 20 years later your attorney decides you were offended.
That's America.
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